Anal Bead Remote Vibrator
Dangerous Item
BestVibe
$
35
If you follow my entries, you know I love butt stuff. I also am always down for a remote control toy because it helps with accessibility for people with limited range of motion and arthritis. A good remote control butt toy would be fantastic. This is definitely not that toy. This is not safe to use!
For anything to be safe to put in your bum, it needs to have a base which is significantly wider than the widest insertable part. If the base is the same width or smaller than the widest insertable part, your body may suck up the entire toy and you will need medical help to remove it.
This toy has a detachable suction base (see pic above). The fact that the base is detachable would have been a bit of a problem on its own. This base attaches via screw and is pretty secure, but there is no guarantee that during your use it would not come unscrewed and then the rest of the toy would be deep inside you with no way to get it out at home!
When viewed from the top the problem of the insuffient base becomes very apparent. Its clear from this view that the base is the same width as the largest insertable part, making this automatically a dangerous toy!
To make things worse, most of the base is simply a thin, flexible piece of material which is supposed to act as a suction cup. However, the fact that this is flexible means the base is significantly smaller than the widest insertable part.