Clitoral Stimulation Inflatable Vibrator
Pass
Yuanese
$
46
I was really excited to see this type of toy available. I am a huge fisting fan and have long wanted a vibrator which would change sizes once inside my vagina. So, I decided to give this one a try.
Initial impressions: Online, it looked promising in terms of a design. The diagrams of usage made sense on initial inspection and the design seemed to based on a solid idea.
The Unboxing
The color is BRIGHT! Like, I kind of think this is what vomit from a Disney Princess would look like. However, its not the standard purple that seems to be dominating sex toys at the moment, so that was a small plus. The shape is reminiscent of the foil swans you used to get when you had take-home food from “fancy” restaurants.
It seems small when you take it out of the box. The insertable head is 4″ circumference when deflated. This is a decent size to start with at insertion. The “neck” part was depicted online as being long enough to insert into a vagina and have room to bring the body (larger piece) up to rest on your stomach. Now, my intimate geography is a bit different than many AFAB folks. My vaginal opening is just over two inches away from my clit (significantly future away than many folks). A four inch neck was not nearly long enough.
The Review
In general, most people with vaginas will want to insert the head two to three inches into their vagina, leaving an inch or so of the next outside the body. This simply too short to make the toy comfortable to use.
Despite the awkward size, I pressed on.
I lubed it up and tried inserting the head. This was difficult for a couple of reasons. First, I’m fat and this toy is awkward to maneuver into position to insert. Whatever you personal geography, if you are even a bit overweight, this toy will be very awkward to insert.
I did get it in and there is very little stimulation at that point. The next is thin, just over two inches in circumference. It feels similar to having an index finger stuck into you that doesn’t move much. That level of stimulation lost its excitement for me about three weeks after I first got fingered in high school.
I turned on the vibration modes first. The larger body piece is supposed to help stimulate the clitoris. This toy has very little power. The average vibrating egg provides more power. In fact, if I set my cell phone on vibrate and stuck it in my undies, I would get just about as much excitement.
The vibration is also felt inside the vagina. The level of vibration provided makes it more annoying that stimulating. Like, I knew there was something there. It was just not doing anything for me in terms of stimulation.
Further, the toy’s shape and size means that no one using this on their own will be able to see the power and vibration buttons. I was left wishing they had braille markings or something to help me find the right place to push to change settings.
Now, for the reason I wanted to try this: it inflates. And yes, it does inflate. But it only inflates to six inches in circumference. Think very deflated birthday balloon. Which is also what it looks like.
This in no way approximates fisting. I have been fisted by all different sizes of hands and this did not come close to any one of them. *Sigh*
For vaginal stimulation this was a no-go.
Bottom Line
The toy also claims you can use it for anal stimulation. This was not possible for me. I tried multiple positions: lying on my side and reaching around, on my knees, on my back with my legs in the air… none of them made it possible for me to get the toy into a position I could insert it into by bum.
You could use it with a partner to try and get it into your bum if you were really motivated. However, I was so disappointing at this point, I cleaned up and called it a day.
This is a pass.