Tongue Vibrator

I was really excited to try out this vibrator. It has a few things I  really appreciate in design: its non-representational, it comes in a fun  color, and it is supposed to simulate a tongue! Woo Hoo!

It also has eight different vibration modes, is waterproof, and is  made of medical grade silicone. These are all big pluses in my book.

It was shipped quickly and showed up in your standard brown box  packaging. While I don’t have an issue with the mail guy knowing I’m  getting sexy stuff in the mail (I doubt Miguel cares) for other folks  the discrete packaging will be a plus.

The packaging for the toy itself is higher quality than most stuff in  the industry. It comes with a sturdy box, a silky pouch to carry the  toy and its charging cord in, a charging cord and a dongle.  It all  looks really nice.

It had a partial charge when it arrived. I plugged it in for an hour  while I did other things and it had a full charge when I returned. The  USB based charger plugs into the handle right through the silicone,  keeping this toy water safe. This is great for those of you who enjoy  using toys in the bath or shower.

I tried this toy several times by myself. It does hold up if you use  it in water I am happy to say. I had a little fun in the bath one night  and it had no issue being submerged. So yay!

As for performance, it was underwhelming. This may just be personal  preference. I enjoy intense sensations including on my clit. Many of my  partners have commented on the fact that I like it rougher than most of  the women they have been with. A toy that is gentle is already up  against a challenge with me. However, I have had plenty of partners for  whom this would have been an adequate amount of buzzing. For my  pain-slutty self, it was more of an annoying buzz and I just wanted more  stimulation.

The eight different options for pulsing could be fun for something  like orgasm control. There is one setting that starts on high and  quickly runs down to nothing and then repeats. I could totally see using  this mode to torture a subby girl by providing just enough stimulus to  get her attention and having it quickly go away.

Honestly, most of the various vibration patterns didn’t do much for  me. I found a few outright annoying since they didn’t provide enough  stimulus to really keep going. Most were about the same as setting your  alarm on your phone to vibrate and sticking the phone in your undies. If  you are into that type of thing this will be for you. For me… I wasn’t  into it.

The size of the toy was just big enough to slip between my pussy lips  and let the toy rest there. So I decided to try and use this with my  partner. We were having a bit of fun sexy time. I powered up the  vibrator and slipped it between my lower lips to let it vibe while he  provided other stimulation.

The toy did stay in place when we were in doggy style but the low,  gentle buzz was just an annoying distraction. I tried to turn the thing  off but the process to do that is difficult so we just tossed the toy  aside to deal with after we finished.

We also decided to see if the toy did anything for my partner. He  enjoys much more gentle sensations than I do, so I thought it might  really work for him. We tried it on his balls as well as his shaft and  the head of his cock. It did not do much to stimulate him.

Turning it on and off is the biggest issue I have with this toy. You  have to hold the one switch on the toy down just right for just the  right number of seconds for it to turn on and off. Most of the time it  took repeated tries to turn it on. Turning it off generally required  cycling through the eight settings at least once before the damn thing  would turn off.

Overall, I was not impressed by the function of this toy. I can see  how someone who enjoys very light sensations could find this appealing.  However, as a person who enjoys more intense sensations this toy just  didn’t deliver.

If you are into gentle sensations and want to give this toy a try, you can check it out here:  
https://amzn.to/2lonQXe